Ladies Original Cast of Beardo (Ft. Ashkon Davaran & Original Cast of Beardo)

[BEARDO]
Ladies ladies
Do you know what I like about ladies?
Do you know what I like about you all?
I like how you control me like bowling balls you bowl me
At my console you console me
You treat me so good

I'll scratch 'neath your hood thing and point with my wood thing How can I ever thank you?
I'll tank you then spank you
Hey!
Hey!

I will take you all on at once
Line up
Ladies line up
Ladies line up
Line up
I love you all

Ladies ladies
Do you know what I like about ladies?
Do you know what I like about you all?
I like your men folks
Those dumb blokes soft as a egg yolks
Those folks who keep you dressed up in gowns with breasts pressed up like petal rose pistol and fed fat on plump hen
Thank God for men
Thank God for husbands