Oprah Winfrey vs Ellen DeGeneres Epic Rap Battles of History (Ft. Lauren Flans & November Christine)

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
ELLEN DEGENERES!
VERSUS!
OPRAH WINFREY!
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Ellen DeGeneres, Dr. Phil]
Hey God, it's me, Ellen, can I ask you a question?
How do I tell my friend Oprah she's gonna get more whipped than Stedman?
I'll make her head spin, when it comes to rhymes I got a penchant
So battling me is your intention, I better mention you're about to get licked by a lesbian
Oh! I'll nock you off your throne, take a shot at everything you OWN
I got the skill to make Doctor Phil say "I think you better just leave her alone"
You can tell Rachel Ray that my favorite recipe
Is chopping Oprah Winfrey up into a million little pieces

[Verse 2: Oprah Winfrey]
I'm the queen of TV and I'm here to destroy ya
So check under your seat, because I got something for ya!
You can't even hope to be as half as dope as Oprah
I'll attract my hands around your throat and Deepak choke ya!
Girl, your show's a petting zoo, you do a week on kittens
And you dance like a chicken who snuck into Drunk Kitchen
You played a fish with brain damage, I'm a nominated actress
Name synonymous with power, spell it forwards or backwards!