Anything You Can Do Ethel Merman

And now little lady, if you'll kindly step up to the parapet
I'll give you a lesson in marksmanship
You couldn't give me a lesson in long distance spittin'

Anything you can do, I can do better
I can do any thing better than you

No, you can't, yes, I can
No, you can't, yes, I can
No, you can't, yes, I can, yes I can

Anything you can be I can be greater
Sooner or later, I'm greater than you

No, you're not, yes I am
No, you're not, yes I am
No, you're not, yes I am, yes I am

I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge
I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
I can live on bread and cheese
And only on that? Yes, so can a rat

Any note you can reach, I can go higher
I can sing anything higher than you