Sign of the Mimes Value Select

[Verse 1]
What do the signs say? Parking in the city streets
Look at all these plaques that I can't even read
I just can't believe these words that haunt my eyes
I just got here, now I gotta compromise

[Chorus]
What's with all of the signs here rockin' in the city streets?
Look at this one, how'm I supposed to pay that fee?
This spot is only for mimes, and what the hell is "Permits Squee"?
Can I give my first-born child just to park 'til three?
(Except for Saturdays and Sundays)

[Verse 2]
And you say I can't park on Thursdays
'Cause the roads are closed for street-sweeping
Well, I'll tell you what, I've never seen the streets clean
(They'rе dirty as a motherfucker)

I beliеve these signs are evil
Makin' me wake at seven in the morn'
And I know these signs are sentient
In a shadow government, causing the world wars

[Chorus]
I am hunted by signs, they're alive but they won't let me see
When I turn my back, they inch closer to me
They're in league with the mimes and they want to wipe my memory
'Cause I looked too much and they might just do it, gyeh!