British Teeth Dan Bull

[Intro]
I'm flossing
Open wide
You may feel a small amount of discomfort
As I sink my teeth into this issue
Fucking let's go

[Verse 1]
I was a jolly good child
But never had a Hollywood smile
I probably should be bothered but I'm not
'Cause my gob is just part of my ebullient style
Charmingly funny and vile
Like Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle
Met a woman, it was good for a while
Then I grinned and had her running a mile
Ugh, look at all that spit
I've got a mouth like a Sarlacc Pit
I look a bit like I was kicked to the curb
And my teeth took it worse than the tarmac I bit
I'm a little bit Ricky Gervais
If he was hit with a brick in the face
Dirty cunt, perverted version of Kirsten Dunst
But worse in person 'cause of a certain oniony pungence
Line up girls, who's first in front?
Got a tongue like a Persian rug
Fuck mouthwash, pass the detergent, glug
This is urgent, look, get a surgeon booked
Who can work with the curtains shut
Too squeamish to floss, bleeding is gross
So please just leave me to rot 'cause believe it or not
I really am reasonably pleased with the teeth that I've got
Don't give a fuck whether you're a fan of mine
Stop! Arm & Hammer time