Ugly Violent Femmes

[Verse 1]
Crossed the path, then I followed your face
It was hard to believe, it was hard to trace
Uh, I saw you today
Seem like I see you every day
But there's somethin' I figured out about you

[Pre-Chorus]
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Yeah

[Chorus]
You're so ugly, I'm tellin' you straight
You're so ugly, don't make no mistake
'Cause you ugly, you can bet it on the bank
Say why, why, why would I lie to you?
Why would I lie? Why would I lie?
You're so ugly all the time
(Ugly) You ain't no friend of mine
'Cause you ugly, you can bet it on the bank
Say why, why, why would I lie to you?
Why would I lie? Why would I lie?

[Verse 2]
With a smile or a frown
I'm so tired of you bein' around
Engaged in some sexual acts
Well, now I'm just gonna have to tell you all the facts
"What could that be?" Well, here's a clue