Sathington Willoughby Primus

[Verse]
We are gathered here today in the majestic halls of old
To honor a man they call Sathington Willoughby
There's a joke or two, a pun or three, I feel that must be told
Then I go on to speak of Sathington Willoughby
Sathington Willoughby, the legislator that penned us up a bill
That banned the use of certain things, like

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