Next Ex-Girlfriend - Dirty Bowling for Soup

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I dont wanna meet your dad, dont wanna hump your sister
Dont wanna do it to your best friend either
I dont want you messin' around and givin' me a blister
And leave me illin' for the penicillin
When you walk out, I dont wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later it's just over, over
I dont wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I dont wanna waste my time with love an' romance
I want my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend
I dont want the fairy tale an' I dont want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You can be my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend
I dont wanna learn to dance, dont wanna rent the limo
I know your thinking Im a weirdo
I just want the bragging rights, I wanna let the world know
An' convince my friends, Im not a homo
If you walk out, I dont wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later its just over, over
I dont wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I dont wanna waste my time with love an' romance
I want my next ex girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend
I dont want the fairy tale an' I dont want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You can be my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend
Tell everyone, I'm good in the sack
But all your friends were givin' you fag
And you just couldn't put up with that
So, no, you're never taking me back
I dont wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I dont wanna waste my time with love an' romance
I want my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend
I dont want the fairy tale an' I dont want the girl from hell
An' I dont want to spend the time an' I dont need no Valentine
My next ex-girl friend, my next ex-girlfriend