Zoolander the Musical The Gregory Brothers

Let's get back to the reason that we're really here
Without much further ado, I give you
The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good
What is this?

A center for ants (What?)
A center for ants (Derek, it's just-)
A center for ah ah ah ah ants
A center for ants (Derek)
I don't wanna hear your excuses (Derek)
I don't wanna hear your excuses (Derek)

The center has to be at least three times bigger than this
How can we teach children to read
If they can't even fit inside the building
He's absolutely right
Thank you

Did you ever think that maybe there's more to life
Than being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking?
Know what could really help you sort through these important issues?
I don't know
Orange Mocha Frappuccino

Earth to Matilda (Matilda)
Earth to Matilda (Hello)
Can we just cut it out with all the Earth to's
We're not actually saying this is the Earth calling you
Yeah, no, I got that
No, I don't think you do (Derek)
Earth to Matilda
You can Derelick my balls
I can Derelick my own balls, thank you very much