Gilderoy! (Live) Team StarKid (Ft. A.J. Holmes, Ali Gordon, Alle-Faye Monka, Britney Coleman, Jaime Lyn Beatty, Lauren Lopez & Meredith Stepien)

[AJ]
Who's wiser than a warlock
And tougher than a troll
And charming as a candy cane
Who's faster than a phoenix
And sly as a sphynx
And always set to entertain

Here to give this sagging tale
A hero to employ
Look up to the skies
Now look in my eyes
It's Gilderoy

Who's handsome as a hobbit
And manly as a mare
And loves to give the girls a wink
Who's funny as a ferret
And quick as a quill
And always sings without a lip sync

Here to rid your nostrils
Of that dreadful Potter boy
'Cause that smell in the air
Is the marvellous flair of
'Scuse me, Gilderoy!