Hit or Miss Parody Bart Baker

[Pre-Chorus 1: Bart Baker as Jacob Sartorius]
I'm the most famous kid in the world now
And no one can explain it
Because I basically do nothing
Which is why life is hit or miss

[Chorus 1: Jacob Sartorius]
By that I mean you shouldn't worry about anything
This song's a miss but who cares though?
Somehow I became a hit kinda like Nash Grier did
Based on luck and some cute photos
I don't even have to try, that is why when I sing
I sound like a whiny robot
But who cares nothing matters, live life like the world's ending
That's the dumb message of this song

[Verse: Jacob Sartorius]
I released "Sweatshirt" and it was a big hit
I could not believe anyone actually bought it
Thought songs had to be good but they didn't
Guess they can be badly sung and even more badly written
And that is when it hit me, life's hit or miss so why bother
Tryna make a second single that is any hotter
Wish I was Bieber but that'll never be
He actually can sing I should stick to Musical.ly