Laundry Asher Roth (Ft. Larry June & Michael Christmas)

[Intro]
Yo, can we bum a cigarette?
Yeah, go ahead
Alright, you ready

[Verse 1: Asher Roth]
Wish I could teleport or I could be a Transformer
[? ] out of quarter, out of order
On the corner selling porn, Jack Horner
Thumb on my plumbs, I'm a real Jeff Hornacek
Cut the check, wanna move to California
Married and divorced all up in the same summer
Suzanne Somers and the lube hand warmer
Camcorder on, drive me home Land Rover
Aristocrat, bureaucrat, diplomat
Listening to Juelz, it made me wanna rap
Now I'm on his track and these girls all on me
Telling me my perfume smells like clean laundry
Dog Bounty Hunter bought his drier sheets too
Clean underwear got me feeling brand new like woo

[Chorus: Asher Roth & Michael Christmas]
Smells like laundry (Fresh), smells like laundry
(Back when you was asking me to rap
And girls smell fresh like laundry out the pack)
Smells like laundry (Fresh)
Smells like laundry (Fresh), smells like laundry
(Back when you was asking me to rap
And girls smell fresh like laundry out the pack)