Someone Like You Parody: Ode To Heartbreak Whitney Avalon

I heard that my doctor said
That my throat is hurt and my tour is dead
Why now, as my dreams come true?
Guess it's just bad luck I can't sing to you

Oh, my cords are so scarred!
I still want success but this makes it hard

I hate to turn up in the news uninvited
But I couldn't do my shows, I couldn't hide it
I had hoped you'd see my face when I came to your city
And you'd buy my latest album

Never mind, you'll find it on iTunes
While they laser off my soft tissue
Don't forget me, I beg
All my specialists said
"Only this surgery will make your voice strong again
You will emerge to share your tear-jerking songs again."

All my fans are in a rage
Only yesterday I was belting on stage
Now I'm sad and dazed
In a worried haze
Forced to be silent as the music plays