Bart:
Ha ha ha ha ha!
[Chorus: Singers]
Thou shall have fun!
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
Thou shall have fun!
(If you wanna be happy!)
Thou shall have fun!
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
Thou shall have fun!
[Verse 1: Bart]
Ladies and gentlemen, hello, it's Bart again
Here to mention rules that I'd like to recommend
'Cause like it or lump it, this is Simpson-style
And this I demand: Don't touch that dial!
I got your attention, so you'd better listen up!
Dance if you must, but please don't interrupt!
'Cause the singing I'm slingin' comes straight from the heart
I call this little song "The Ten Commandments of Bart"
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
Let us begin with commandment number ten:
Thou shalt be sure to shake your big rear end
Shake it for your mama, and shake it for when
You wanna party-harty and get down in the den!
Getting funky in the rumpus room would be kinda hip
You bring the chips, I'll bring the bean dip
By this, I mean shake your glutius maximus
Make everybody happy, give them satisfactimus!
Now comes a time for commandment number nine
It's goes something like this: thou shalt always make rhymes
'Cause rhyming is a way, man, to make your own news
Better than CNN, better than Family Values
Don't get me misconstrued, I'm not tryin' to be crude
But a bad attitude will put you in a good mood
It ain't true that our culture's in a decline
Just listen to the super-fine, spine-shaking bass line
Ha ha ha ha ha!
[Chorus: Singers]
Thou shall have fun!
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
Thou shall have fun!
(If you wanna be happy!)
Thou shall have fun!
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
Thou shall have fun!
[Verse 1: Bart]
Ladies and gentlemen, hello, it's Bart again
Here to mention rules that I'd like to recommend
'Cause like it or lump it, this is Simpson-style
And this I demand: Don't touch that dial!
I got your attention, so you'd better listen up!
Dance if you must, but please don't interrupt!
'Cause the singing I'm slingin' comes straight from the heart
I call this little song "The Ten Commandments of Bart"
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
Let us begin with commandment number ten:
Thou shalt be sure to shake your big rear end
Shake it for your mama, and shake it for when
You wanna party-harty and get down in the den!
Getting funky in the rumpus room would be kinda hip
You bring the chips, I'll bring the bean dip
By this, I mean shake your glutius maximus
Make everybody happy, give them satisfactimus!
Now comes a time for commandment number nine
It's goes something like this: thou shalt always make rhymes
'Cause rhyming is a way, man, to make your own news
Better than CNN, better than Family Values
Don't get me misconstrued, I'm not tryin' to be crude
But a bad attitude will put you in a good mood
It ain't true that our culture's in a decline
Just listen to the super-fine, spine-shaking bass line
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