I Couldn’t Get High The Fugs

[Verse 1]
I went to a party
The other night
I wanted to fill my brain with light
I grabbed myself a bottle
And I started drinking wine
I thought pretty soon, I'd be feeling fine!

[Chorus]
But I couldn't get high! Oh, No!
I couldn't get high! Oh, No!

[Verse 2]
So I threw down the bottle
And I whipped out my pipe
And I stuffed it full of grass
And I gave myself a light
I huffed, I puffed
I smoked and I toked
But after a while my
Heart was nearly broke!
Because

[Chorus]
I couldn't get high, Oh, No!
I couldn't get high, Oh, No!