Phoney Swifty McVay (Ft. 80 Empire & Obie Trice)

[Intro: Swifty + Adrian Rezza]
Uhm, I'm here to make a complaint
What's the complaint?
I just saw some creature drag a body in the alley
A creature?
You're such a phoney
No, I'm not a phoney, I'm a taxpayin' citizen
You're such a pho-o-o-o-oney
What are you talking about?
This thing is not normal, man, it's not human
Let me explain to you what happened

[Verse 1: Swifty]
It was eleven o' clock at night
I decided to grab a bite to eat
Somebody lyin' in the street (Damn)
His body was beaten so bad
That you would think he got touched by all the members of the UFC
I got closer, his body was shaking bad though
My peripheral saw a black ass shadow
Walking past and got my ass back in the taho
Grab the gat and see someone drag him by the asshole
What the hell is that? (Damn) It's abnormal
I headed back to tell all my friends, they laughed more and more
The Task Force lookin' at me ignorin' me
So you gotta go
Gotta believe me, it's horrible
I'm sorry yo, you're trippin', it's not real, it's fake shit
But why don't you let me tell you the description?
It's Lucifer, baldheaded Medusa mixed with Freddy Krueger
And his ass lit up - I'm not stupid