“A Flair for the Dramatic...” Original Broadway Cast of Fun Home (Ft. Beth Malone, Emily Skeggs, Michael Cerveris, Roberta Colindrez & Sydney Lucas)

[ALISON]
Caption: Dad goes out. Dad get the newspaper. Dad goes cruising? Dad picks up a hustler?
No, he didn't. Maybe he did, I don't really know. Who knows

[JOAN]
Allison, what happened?

[MEDIUM ALISON]
Dad finally responded to my letter

[JOAN]
Oh my God, what does he say?

[MEDIUM ALISON]
Dear Al
Big week at the Fun home. Couple of kids from Lock Haven wrapped their car around a tree, and I ended up working two 18 hour shifts. Bad for my blood pressure. Anyway, that's why I've been out of touch for a bit. Oh and by the way, we got your letter. Well kid talk about a flair for the dramatic

[BRUCE]
As far as I see it the good news is: you're human

[MEDIUM ALISON]
What does that mean? What else would I be?

[BRUCE]
Your mother's pretty upset though. Not surprisingly, I guess. But I'm of the opinion that everybody should experiment