Funky and the Farm-Boy Rodney Crowell

Funky 'bout charm, funky 'bout wit
Funky 'bout funky, funky 'bout grit
Funky 'bout sparkle, funky 'bout shine
Funky 'bout farm boy walkin' that line

She's got tattoo hugging her hip-bone, y'all
Barefoot Jerry bangin' them headphones squall
Black mascara framin' them big green eyes
Funky got farm boy long about hypnotized

Funky 'bout sweet, funky 'bout low
Funky 'bout hustle, funky 'bout flow
Funky 'bout Memphis, funky 'bout trains
Funky 'bout farm boy takin' them reins

Platform flip-flop's making them legs look good
Close-cropped tank top destined for Hollywood
Hip-chick lipstick flaming like a red taillight
Funky got farm boy bringing it home tonight

Funky 'bout style, funky 'bout class
Funky 'bout street, y'all, funky 'bout sass
Funky 'bout long, funky 'bout lean
Funky 'bout farm boy slinging that green

No-tell motel screaming like day-glow paint
Bonsoir boudoir making Versailles look quaint
Cartoon full moon shinin' like a disco ball
Funky got farm boy walkin' round ten feet tall
Funky got farm boy walkin' round ten feet tall