Back Barenaked Ladies

I woke up yesterday morning
Fell down two flights of stairs
Well I thought I was wide awake but my legs were still asleep

Nine-one-one ambulance help me
But I can't reach the phone
So I scream to the neighbors "Come over break into my home"

I broke my back
There was nobody there to help me
Broke my back
All the lies and deception won't change the perception that
I fell flat on my ass

I wish this had happened skydiving
That my parachute failed
But a pair of shoes tripped me down stairs and I lay there and wail

Those things I used to take for granted
Now I take sitting down
I can't brush my teeth, chew my nails, give the finger to a clown

I broke my back
And I can't even change the channels
Broke my back
I fell flat on my ass