Peanut: Uh, yeah, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, uh we're gonna show that there has been a rush to judgement, regarding the respectability of my client. Okay?
Shock G: Anybody got change for a $20?
Peanut: Change for a $20? Objection, your honor! He's uh, he's soliciting my client. I mean he's purposely trying to, uh, pro fornicate? Yes, pro fornicate, the matter, concerning my boo here. I mean, uh, homegirl. Uh, you know, independent
Shock G: Mmm. Shake it up, shake it up
Peanut: Objection. He's leading the witness. I mean, shake it up, my nig. Uh, yes, your honor. They call me Frostbite Slim, see cuz uh Frostbite, I'm a cold lawyer. But I'm currently in practice under the name of Peanut Hakeem Anafu Washington. Now, your honor
Shock G: Yeah I know it's rough out here, love
Peanut: Here we go
Shock G: But we got your back
Peanut: Objection. He's seducing the witness. He's trying to seduce the witness. You know what I'm saying? Bubbling? Of course she's bubbling. She's playing by his rules. Man. I mean Jesus Christ, would you look at this woman, your honor? Just look at this woman for a second. Now. Your honor, may I, may I, your Majesty? Okay. The terms loose, uh, hood rat, uh, hooker, uh, hoochie mama, your honor, have all been used to, uh, purposely terrorize my client. Okay, now I'm gonna refer to, um, page, article, so oh yeah, right here. Uh, your Majesty, uh there to and hence forth, and listen to what I'm sayin now, and there in the matter of fact of there of, uh, predicated upon, but not limited to, per se, in license of, having jurisdiction within, hereafter, "Come hither. Hath doth light shine upon thee?" Your honor. In other words, home girl is innocent. You see what I'm sayin? She's innocent
Shock G: Hmm
Peanut: Got her back
Shock G: Can I get that Poona?
Peanut: See? Poona
Shock G: Anybody got change for a $20?
Peanut: Change for a $20? Objection, your honor! He's uh, he's soliciting my client. I mean he's purposely trying to, uh, pro fornicate? Yes, pro fornicate, the matter, concerning my boo here. I mean, uh, homegirl. Uh, you know, independent
Shock G: Mmm. Shake it up, shake it up
Peanut: Objection. He's leading the witness. I mean, shake it up, my nig. Uh, yes, your honor. They call me Frostbite Slim, see cuz uh Frostbite, I'm a cold lawyer. But I'm currently in practice under the name of Peanut Hakeem Anafu Washington. Now, your honor
Shock G: Yeah I know it's rough out here, love
Peanut: Here we go
Shock G: But we got your back
Peanut: Objection. He's seducing the witness. He's trying to seduce the witness. You know what I'm saying? Bubbling? Of course she's bubbling. She's playing by his rules. Man. I mean Jesus Christ, would you look at this woman, your honor? Just look at this woman for a second. Now. Your honor, may I, may I, your Majesty? Okay. The terms loose, uh, hood rat, uh, hooker, uh, hoochie mama, your honor, have all been used to, uh, purposely terrorize my client. Okay, now I'm gonna refer to, um, page, article, so oh yeah, right here. Uh, your Majesty, uh there to and hence forth, and listen to what I'm sayin now, and there in the matter of fact of there of, uh, predicated upon, but not limited to, per se, in license of, having jurisdiction within, hereafter, "Come hither. Hath doth light shine upon thee?" Your honor. In other words, home girl is innocent. You see what I'm sayin? She's innocent
Shock G: Hmm
Peanut: Got her back
Shock G: Can I get that Poona?
Peanut: See? Poona
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