Wild Frolicking Adventures of Informational Education Bill Wurtz

The video opens with a lightbulb flashing "wfaoie", and then switches to the title of the video in alternating fonts.

NARRATOR: Got a map. I love these things.
Let’s look at Greenland. It’s made of ice, it could melt, that would be pretty interesting--

CHORUS: I'm getting ahead of myself!

NARRATOR: If someone tells you they live in Greenland, they probably live in its capital city, Nuuk.

CHORUS: Nuuk!

NARRATOR: There's a school, a bus, a mall, a church, and a very wavy building to do concerts.

HANS EGEDE: I'll be up here on a pedestal holding my stick.

CHORUS (as Hans): I'm the founder! He's the founder!

HANS EGEDE: Guess where I’m from! That’s right, I came here to make everyone Christian. Someone did that before but it wore off
so, I came here to do it again. It was a smashing success and now I’m a statue in three places.

NARRATOR: Wanna know more about Greenland? Too bad, I’m going to tell you about Mexico.

[Interlude]

NARRATOR: Used to be bigger. Let’s go to Clipperton, never mind there’s nobody there. But there’s boobys if you’re interested!
The capital of Mexico is Mexico City. Seems plausible.