Twelve Johnnies Vic Chesnutt

One Johnny went to the newlywed school
One Johnny [Elmer Gantry]
One Johnny went to the ice cream shop, to have a fit in the pantry
Go Johnny go, go Johnny go

One Johnny went in the factory flame
One Johnny did all his laundry
One hippie Johnny ran an 8 ball
Blew out what was his Johnny?
Go johnny go, go Johnny go

One Johnny did just what he could do
One Johnny did some of everything
One Johnny did something deadly to a man
Who just stepped foot in his driveway
Go Johnny go, go Johnny go

One Johnny was a foxy little number
One Johnny he was a shy one
One Johnny he grew nectarines
Decided today just to bite one
Go Johnny go, go Johnny go