AVANTI WEST COAST RAILWAY SERVICE Niko B

[Chorus]
I'm on an Avanti West Coast Railway Service (Service)
Feeling nervous (Nervous)
I missed my stop and I'm done for (Done for)
I fucking ended up in Scunthorpe (Fuck)
I'll have a fight with Tyson Fury (Fury)
In Missouri (Souri)
I hate all of the illnesses (Hate them)
They should find a cure-y (Please)

[Verse]
I'm watching a YouTube ad (Of what?)
Of that girl and her nan (Fuck)
She's got her dream job
I don't give a shit about your nan (Don't care)
Is HelloFresh worth the price? (What?)
Don't ask me again (Never)
I don't want a box of ingredients (What?)
I want a 3.5 of hemp (Pleasе)
I want a 3.5 of stardawg (Stardawg)
I want my dealer to have a hard-on (Hard-on, hard-on)
Othеrwise, I don't want it (Want it)
I'll keep the money in my wallet (Wallet)
I'm feeling pretty (Pretty)
I had trials with Stoke City (City)
James Corden makes me dizzy (Dizzy)
I preferred it when he was Smithy (Smithy)
Chilling with dudes (Dudes)
Eating tiramisu (Su)
I'm standing in this queue (This queue)
Just to get into Dishoom (Dishoom)
I'll fight your dad, he's bare short (Bare short)
I'll put the ball in their court (Their court)
I won't take the wok to Poland (Nope)
I'll take it to Luton Airport (Yes)
You think you're hard, I'm harder (Harder)
Nah, believe me, bro, I'm harder (Harder)
I'm a Tame Impala farmer (Farmer)
I fucking love Ben Arfa (Love him)
I'm in the meal deal section of Tesco, (Tesco)
It's three pound ninety (What?)
I'm offended highly (No way)
And I'm wearing Total 90's (90's)
Give a bystander a [?] ([?])
Punch the person who's behind me (Hind me)
If I was Harry Potter (Potter)
I'd have a Snapstreak with Hermione (What?)
Zim zimmer
Who's got the plug for Karim Benzema?
I want him to consider
Me to take him to dinner (Brrr)
Ed Sheeran's my favourite singer (Singer)
I play FIFA on beginner (Ginner)
I had Nurofen for dinner (Dinner)
Then had an argument on Twitter (Twitter)