The Check’s in the Mail "Weird Al" Yankovic

[Verse 1]
Well, hey how ya doin', have a seat, have a drink
Boy it's good to see you, what can I say?
Oh sorry, gotta run, we'll get together again
Say, what was your name anyway?
Well we're working on the problem, we'll get back to you soon
But don't try to call me, I'll be in a meeting every afternoon
For a year, maybe longer, keep in touch
Thanks for dropping by and have a nice day

[Chorus]
The check's in the mail, hey! You're beautiful
Don't ever change, you know what I mean
My girl will call your girl, we'll talk, we'll do lunch
Or leave a message on my machine
So baby, won't you sign on the dotted line
I'm gonna make your dreams come true
The check's in the mail, would I lie to you?

[Verse 2]
Well hey wait a minute, what's the matter, hold on
You want me to fork over the loot?
You say you hate my guts, you wanna take me to court
And you got yourself a lawyer with a three-piece suit?
Well I'm proud to say you're not the only critic of mine, yeah
So if you wanna sue me, I'm afraid you're gonna have to wait in line
Take a number, thanks for calling, who loves you baby
Don't forget to read the fine print