Adulting Psychostick

I don't wanna adult today
Things to fix
Bills to pay
I just wanna stay in bed
Playing video games
But instead...
I gotta get up
Go to work
Put on my pants
Iron my shirt
Warm up my car
Did I get gas?
Sit in traffic
This jerk won't let me pass
I've had enough adulting
No more being grown up for me
Let the bills pile up to the ceiling (in PJ's)
Playing Super Mario 3
No

I can't do that
I gotta do the thing
(But I don't wanna do the thing)
But you gotta do the thing
(I'm not gonna do the thing!)