Mondo Nihilissimo 2000 Nomeansno

[Chorus]
Nothing means anything, everything's permitted
Nothing is forbidden, so anything goes
Nothing means anything, everything's permitted
Nothing is forbidden, so anything goes

Let's take turns molesting children
I'm so bored with my life
Yes, we'll take turns molesting children
Then I'll go home to my wife

I was born to be an attorney
I was born to peddle cars
I'll make hay while the sun shines
Then I'll end up behind bars

Nothing means anything, everything's permitted
Nothing is forbidden, so anything goes
Nothing means anything, everything's permitted
Nothing is forbidden, so anything goes

Let's go home and bury the children
In the cellar with my wife
They were all insured for millions
Now we'll do just what we like