Sleeping on the Rollaway Steel Panther

[Verse 1]
My baby caught me paying for an only fans
Flirting with a girl I believe was trans
Told me I should find another place to stay
There really wasn't much to say
You play, you gonna get caught someday

[Chorus]
Sleeping on the rollaway
Bumpy, bumpy
Hey yeah
That's just the price I pay

[Verse 2]
Met a tasty hooker on a business trip
She begged for me to give her more than just the tip
Came home with crabs bigger than the cat
Tell me how the fuck is a dude supposed to 'splain away that?
Hey hey

[Chorus]
Sleeping on the rollaway
Bumpy, bumpy
Hey yeah
That's the price that I pay