Player Card Too $hort

[Intro: Too $hort]
Nah, baby
I don't think I wanna be a player no mo'
I done been through a lot of hoes
Lot of women, lot of bitches, lot of relationships
All the drama
Tryin' to find a real one, baby

[Chorus: SNL]
If you don't wanna be a player no more
Then show me who you really are
If you don't wanna be a player no more
Turn in your player card
If you don't wanna be a player no more
Then show me who you really are
If you don't wanna be a player no more
Turn in your player card

[Verse 1: Too $hort]
There comes a time in every player's life
When you think about a family and havin' a wife
You had enough, you can't take this shit
Put a end to all the meaningless relationships
And find one that means everything
I'm talkin' 'bout white dresses and wedding rings
Used to be strip clubs and the Bunny Room
But now you're in love on a honeymoon
You used to keep a extra chick
Just for booty calls and sexy trips
But now you at the grocery sto'
Target, Wal-Mart, and Home Depot
If you break out of prison, and jump the wall
You couldn't even get a date, you wouldn't know who to call
You had a lot of women and you played 'em hard
But you retired now, give up that player card