Lamer Than Lame Nerf Herder

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How do I get through to a girl like you?
Workin' at the pretzel station at the mall
Yeah yeah
Beautiful lips, like Strawberry Quik
I saw your boyfriend, he looks like a dick
(But) you won't check me out
'Cause I work in the back
At the RadioShack

I won't be surprised
If you don't call me tonight
'Cause I'm lamer than lame
Uncool in every single way
But your boyfriend makes you want to cry
Don't you think it's time you tried a different kind of guy?

How can I even make you understand
When I'm wearing the pants with the elastic waistband
Oh no
Saw you on the bus
Laughin' with your pretty friends
I was in back with the retarded kids
Tried to say hello at the high school dance
(But) then I wet my pants

I won't be surprised
If you don't call me tonight
'Cause I'm lamer than lame
Uncool in every single way
But your boyfriend makes you want to cry
Don't you think it's time you tried a different kind of guy?

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