The Howards Wesley Willis

[Verse 1]
This band played at the Metro
About five hundred people were at the rock show
The rock 'n roll was perfect
The jam session whooped a donkey's ass

[Chorus]
The Howards
The Howards
The Howards
The Howards

[Verse 2]
The band played it on
The band got down like a Magikist
The crowd roared like a lion
The rock show was whooping a llama's ass

[Chorus]
The Howards
The Howards
The Howards
The Howards

[Verse 3]
The show was over at last
A lot of people met the rock band
The rock 'n roll was out of this world
It whooped a donkey's ass with a belt