[Intro]
Ah shit, looks like we got a source rap battle! Today's match is:
Luigi
VS
Slender Man
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Slender Man]
I teleport to the scene, I’m pretty tall, don’t ever question it
Show me creepypastas and I’ll one-two combustion it
Boy I’m fantastic, scare you with a static
Luigi's so tall I could use him as elastic
Yeah I’m doing this for Masky, rest in peace Tim
Take a trip to the public pool, watch a bitch swim
I got tentacles, and they make me real horny
Porn’s on the way like here cums sore knees
[Verse 2: Luigi]
Here comes sore knees? HA. Now that’s a good one
Stomp out this tentacle man, like a mean bug
I got a vacuum cleaner, and I’m not afraid to use it
You challenge me to a battle? Well, prepare to lose it
Don’t need my big bro, I can school you on my own
So run back to your murky forest that you call home
You’re emotionless, boring, while inside my hands is magma
You’re a tall guy, Slenderman, but you still lack that viagra *GUNSHOT*
Ah shit, looks like we got a source rap battle! Today's match is:
Luigi
VS
Slender Man
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Slender Man]
I teleport to the scene, I’m pretty tall, don’t ever question it
Show me creepypastas and I’ll one-two combustion it
Boy I’m fantastic, scare you with a static
Luigi's so tall I could use him as elastic
Yeah I’m doing this for Masky, rest in peace Tim
Take a trip to the public pool, watch a bitch swim
I got tentacles, and they make me real horny
Porn’s on the way like here cums sore knees
[Verse 2: Luigi]
Here comes sore knees? HA. Now that’s a good one
Stomp out this tentacle man, like a mean bug
I got a vacuum cleaner, and I’m not afraid to use it
You challenge me to a battle? Well, prepare to lose it
Don’t need my big bro, I can school you on my own
So run back to your murky forest that you call home
You’re emotionless, boring, while inside my hands is magma
You’re a tall guy, Slenderman, but you still lack that viagra *GUNSHOT*
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