Bar Breaker Prof

[Intro: Prof]
Oh bless your heart, bless your heart
Wooo! (Hey)
Okay, I'm reloaded! Yeah
Some heads talking about me like
"That dude ain't a true rapper though, he ain't hip hop
He ain't got those bars, bars, y'know what I'm talkin' about?"
Whata, what, what does that make me, what am I really though?
Y'know what I mean, uh

[Verse 1: Prof]
They call me the bar breaker
You should kick me out the club
I'm a big bad wolf, I'm a Jameson thug
I wave Hi while I'm cave diving day high
Coated in KY we'll orgy on the hay ride
I hustle like an Ethiopian custodian
Quick grab the trophies, you can leave behind the opium
Executive American all the way from a derelict
Drinking at the Sheraton, daring chicks into marriages
Oh yeah, marry me baby
Half hour later you can carry me, baby
I'm skinny dipping, swimmin' with young Dominican women
Last time I wasn't pimpin' it's been a minute (Hey)
No need to pay me to, I'm drinking in some daisy dukes
80 proof, get retarded like a baby do
I'm so good at rap that it's not even fair
You know my shit bangs, I ain't talking about hair
Come on