Nerd Chonny Jash

[Verse 1]
He doesn't have a problem with drugs
He just doesn't get them
He loves all of his mates' tattoos
But he thinks he'd regret them
He likes going to pubs
But he hates it when the music's too loud
He tends not to go to rock concerts
'Cause he can't stand the crowds
But all he's ever wanted to be
Is a rock star on MTV
But he knows that it's not fuckin' likely
This ain't the late '90s

[Chorus]
He knows that he will always be a rock and roll nerd
He'll keep writing songs thе world will never hear
And though thеy won't be heard, he'll just keep writing
Oh yeah

[Verse 2]
But you see, the problem is
He always dreamed that he would inspire
But he picked up a laptop instead of a Squier
And learning to press Play is not a great way to be admired
So while the other kids were learning Stairway
He was the Albini to their Cobain
But he was convinced one day he'd rock their fucking asses
And be an icon for the disenfranchised masses
And grow his hair long
And rebel against the state
But just for now, that'd have to wait
'Cause he's running late for his morning classes