Guardia Millennial Fair Man on the Internet (Ft. Alex Beckham, Chi-Chi (USA), CTTM Chorus, DBGreece, EmmyKat, Invidebit Sunshine, QueenCreeps, Roxrezi, Suraht, Sym, Tom Previte & Upgraded Moon Productions)

[Old Man, spoken]
Welcome to the Millennial Fair! Have fun, kid!

[CRONO, spoken]
Hey, thanks!
So, uh, what is there to do around here?

[Old Man, spoken]
What ISN'T there, kid?

[Chorus]
Come, have some fun, for a new day has begun
Come, let us run, now we've nothing to fear
Here at the fair, feel the joy that's in the air
Bells in the square, ring for a thousand years!

Come, sing the song, everybody can sing along
We're going strong on this magical date
Here at the fair, feel the joy that's in the air
Bells in the square ring as we celebrate!

[Old Woman, spoken]
Feh! I hate fairs!
Say... do you know the latest gossip?

[CRONO, spoken]
Uh... no?