Four Years Old Open Mike Eagle

[Hook]
Cause there is something I should let you know
It's my birthday and I'm four years old

[Verse 1]
Let's start a chart
Let's have a sing-a-long
If you don't feel it then you must have been drinking wrong
What day is it? Is it Saturday?
It doesn't matter because to me it's St. Patrick's Day
Imma play darts and I don't even like darts
I be a very small piece on that pie chart
If I were at home I'd be in no less danger
Drunk on the internet typing all my thoughts to strangers
If I was in Philly I would say to Dennis
I'll serve Patty's in ping pong or table tennis
Frontin like you're as cold as me
I'll play Big Buck Hunter and Golden Tee
I'll order two shots of water in my tube socks
I got ten bucks worth of quarters for the juke box
I bet y'all think I'm going to order 2Pac
And that's racist
And that's tasteless
I want some motherfucking Clash because I'm wasted
I'll Rock The Casbah and sock your grandma
Now put your glasses up I command ya
Now put your glasses up