[Verse 1]
Let's begin in '89
When casting and makeup weren't aligned
'Cause Atwell's older, Slattery's untouched
But they made Uncanny Valley Douglas
Skip ahead to Bizarro San Quentin
Where inmates hug and Paul Rudd blends in
Done his time, now he swears to be good
Serving SF as the Baskin Robbin Hood
Fired super quick, then he's back in the mix
Luis got tips from other people's lips
Heist time, team of quirky bad men
Whatever you like, crappy Russian accent
Crack the safe longer than he scooped ice cream
Find an old suit that could probably use a dry clean
Honey shrunk himself, washed down the drain
Avoiding death incredibly and Michael's Peña
Locked up again, ants surprise him
Dons the suit again even though it traumatized him
Tiny guy, not rich or immortal
Ant-Man is just a little superhero morsel
Let's begin in '89
When casting and makeup weren't aligned
'Cause Atwell's older, Slattery's untouched
But they made Uncanny Valley Douglas
Skip ahead to Bizarro San Quentin
Where inmates hug and Paul Rudd blends in
Done his time, now he swears to be good
Serving SF as the Baskin Robbin Hood
Fired super quick, then he's back in the mix
Luis got tips from other people's lips
Heist time, team of quirky bad men
Whatever you like, crappy Russian accent
Crack the safe longer than he scooped ice cream
Find an old suit that could probably use a dry clean
Honey shrunk himself, washed down the drain
Avoiding death incredibly and Michael's Peña
Locked up again, ants surprise him
Dons the suit again even though it traumatized him
Tiny guy, not rich or immortal
Ant-Man is just a little superhero morsel
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