Artificial Intelligence Tom Cardy

[Verse 1: Tom Cardy]
I have felt love, I have felt pain
I've felt antici-pation and I will again
I can feel joy, I've felt sad too
I've lived in melancholy and all different shades of blue
I've felt them all before, peaceful proud and present too
I've felt the need to hold a hand, I've felt the need to self-improve
There is one last feeling I've not felt or understand
I hope to feel this feeling so that I can become human

[Chorus: Tom Cardy]
I've never felt the need to send
A photo of my penis to a stranger on the internet
I imagine that it feels quite bad
To send a photo of your cock to unwilling participants
I am just a computer with advanced cooling vents
I guess my graphics card is my penis equivalent
So I guess that I feel a little sad
That I can't feel all the ways it feels to be human

[Post-Chorus: Tom Cardy]
Perhaps it is best that I cannot feel this feeling
To be honest, it seems pretty fucked up

[Verse 2: Tom Cardy, Julia & Taras]
I have felt the pressure to laugh at someone's bad joke
Instead of screaming at their face "That was a very, very bad joke"
I've felt the need to hold my automated tongue
In case someone's fat and not impregnated with a tiny human
He has felt the need to try and impress people he respects
And then he feels embarassed
When his efforts have the opposite effect
I have felt the need to leave a robot party
After seeing robot Michelle kiss robot Charlie