Bad Bad News Al Calderon (Ft. Eamon Foley, Joey La Varco & Malik Hammond)

[EDDIE]
What is a man
When he gives up his soul
For a lick
From a chick
Who completely takes control?

[MALCOLM, spoken]
Tell the tale!

[EDDIE]
How does a man who can see behind his head
Turn as blind as a bat with no eyes?

[MALCOLM]
What is a man?
When he turns on his friends?
We've been tossed
Now we're lost
Just a platter of burnt ends

[EDDIE, spoken]
I feel you

[MALCOLM]
How do we make
Our hero wide awake
So that he
Can re-
Alize?