The Final Test Rorshax (Ft. Canibus)

[Verse 1: Canibus]
She said she don't like chiggers
Well, I'm a Fort Kass Kentucky nigger with KY jelly on my timber
The Indian giver crying macho down by the river
Eating a taco cleaning my tobacco filter
Rawhide skinner, my fräulein should cook my dinner
She throw empty plates at me and I won't hit her
I'm slumped over my drivers hatch gettin' some rest
'Cause sometimes sleep's better than sex
Canibus, why you such a mathematical prick?
'Cause today's cancel culture ain't got so grit
I get it, see Rorshax? They don't undеrstand what we did
The past was that, the futurе is this
All the world's a stage with actors just reading a script
Written in red, edited to entertain the dead
Music druids in tunics on a border bridge
That need ID to cross over a ridge
Across the grid where the Rubicon is
Where the ole Yucatan one and half ton grizzly lives
Rip the Jacker Rorshax, fun facts, gun racks driving M-Raps
With run flats and radial Dunlaps
Compelling common themes between clowns in comical memes
Clearly nightmarish demonstrable dreams
Students gather together in a dark college dorm
Burning olive oil during a pPower outage from a storm
Unmanageable electric bill prices from energy crisis
Now they're fighting over who's the nicest
Hip-Hop is beginning to miss me and they're standing for delivery
But I don't give a crap what they think of me
RTJ on my dog tag, rock mics with Rorshax
200 Bars of rap
Kansas City steel Gatling cylinder wheels spinning
Blood spills on Cambodian killing fields
You Bolshevik Beanie Boi's eating vegan seaweed soy
Massaging tofu cream on your haemorrhoids
A Jackalope with Burro ears Andrew Cumo hair
See through lingerie wear in Neil Cavuto's chair
Fiddling with the compass and square, they scared and unaware
Now you drowning in Greta Thunberg tears
Impeding modern travel by land, sea and air
You take the elevator, I'll take the wooden stairs
Oh Alistair, you're so contrair - how 'bout we stop right here
And I don't know go outside and get some air
And maybe go down to Trafalgar Square and grab a beer
Call my buddy Peter Thiel, we'll talk Palantir
When you factor in the despair it quickly becomes difficult to bear
"Are we clear? Am I getting any traction here?"
I feel like General McNamara when the collapse was near
He'd just stand there and stare with matted hair
Outside 16 Downing Street
The Chaplin met us there to have prayer with Former Prime Minister Blair
Among other High Ranking Players from Foreign Affairs
I paid cab fare from Grafton Square to get there
I was ordered to thread the needle, gillie sait rifle out the gazebo
Coleco Vision with thermal NVGs though
They fog up when I breathe slow.pluck that fuckin' pedo
I swear on the life of every negro!
ELOH! ELOHIM! Halo-La Li Lu Lay Low
You better do what the fuck I say, yo!
The right to bear arms is Natural Law
Just ask Grandpa with 22LR in his handcart
Who promoted me to the local Valhalla Vanguard
As assistant to Heimdel at watchtower at Asgard
If you ever again even attempt to take me to task with rap bars
And don't guard your ass I'll hang you by one arm
Superglue your balls to pendulums of glass shards
Counterbalance your weight-a booble trap work of art
Son of a bitch! Son of a bastard!
Sniffling, sneezing. coughing, aching, upset stomach and fast talk
As you are slowly fillet'd in the name of Allah u Akbar
Exactly what I downloaded the app for
Dr. crossing his legs folding his hands
Quietly conducting plans for your fecal transplant
Two faggots sitting at a pronoun bar in Miramar
Sharing the same straw to compare jaws
I met a Morgan Stanley, work from home
Crypto nanny, she gotta' bungalow out in Miami
She said you're so brave for standing up to them, thank you
Now they're gonna' put a gun to ya' head and make you!
They track you to wack you and stack you! You can't take it back dude
It's too late too 'cause cash rules!
Look in the mirror! What you see? Bravo Sierra!
Yeah? I see a Ripper from the modern era!
Duckbill blades duck taped around each hand in such a way
The Samurai grins and spins in place
Bad Leroy Brown, Shogun flowin' and glowin'
You can't go where you're looking if you don't look where you're going
Battlefield tours to the grocery store
After I visit whichever whore owes me more
Start with the tomatoes and regular green okra
Tastes great with eggs and sweet potato on the sofa
See what's growing wild outside
Picking blue berries for blue berry pie with a bucket and my spirit guide
I can tell by your garden sweat you're hardly hardened yet
Put the beer down and go work on that garden bed
300 black out rifles! Mad Max motorcycles!
Trust me, man, we ain't nothing like you!
Desert digital chest rigs, citizens arrest you pigs
I don't know if I'ma let you live!
Airborne active camouflage satellite drone bodyguards
If I was you I'd get back in the car!
Government VIP search and rescue squad
Private entourage at the Parrot Club in San Juan..
From a tiny little house in Nantucket
In a rusty, mustard colored El Camino gas bucket
I try to give up rap, but I can't 'cause I love it!
I'm tired of these gotdamn puppets!
91 meters, two legged Caribou on the avenue!
Rip the Jacker! Rorshax with the alley hoop!
Cover me while I move! (Rorshax: I Got you covered!)
One Hundred! "Yo! Rorshax!" show 'em how a Ripper does it!