Sex, Drugs, and Rock N’ Roll Guns N' Roses

It was long ago
Seems like a dream
The day I sucked the air
From a bottle of whipped cream
And I got real high
And things got real slow
And I started talking like this
What's going on?
I don’t know
And then I sold my car
For a Greatful Dead ticket
My dad yelled at me
And he grounded me
And he said I was a dick
It was the worst day of my life
And I'll never forget
But the very next day
I was doing bong hits
In the back of my friend's chevy
So don’t tell me
We're winning the war on drugs
Cause drugs are like a big ol' can of raid
And you're all little bugs
And don't tell me
To not get high
'Cause I'm as low as I can get
Without kissing your ass
And blowing you at the same time