In K-Mart Wardrobe Was (Not Was)

[Intro]
Wait, wait a minute
K, K Mart, K Mart wardrobe
K, K Mart, K Mart wardrobe

[Verse 1]
In K Mart wardrobes
We waltzed across the water
Reading Chinese magazines
Analyzing Himmler's dreams
In K Mart wardrobes (K Mart wardrobe)

[Verse 2]
In K Mart wardrobes
Latin generals passed for ice cream men
They combed their hair in two-way mirrors
Mustachioed sales girls carried spears
In K Mart wardrobe

[Chorus]
Baby, this is love (Oh baby, this is love)
Discount coupons floated from above
(Coupons floated from above)
Broiled chickens sang us love songs from a skewer
Have you ever been this close to going down the sewer?
In K Mart wardrobes
(K, K Mart, K Mart wardrobe)
In K Mart wardrobes?
(K, K Mart, K Mart wardrobe)