(scene: the press corps have descended upon the white house, a spokesperson
Begins to speak:)
"they looked in the white house and capitol hill
They looked everywhere for buffalo bill
We called every scholar, reporter, and genius
Has anyone seen the president's penis?"
"it ain't in the congress or judiciary
It ain't in the smithsonian or that big ole library
An astronomer claims it was sighted on venus
Has anyone seen the president's penis?"
(now the entire press corp. erupts in song:)
"the president's penis is missing ole'!!!
We searched high and low, every night everyday
Lord, won't you come down and redeem us
Has anyone seen the president's penis?"
(at this point, legendary news man walter cronkite returns from the moon to
Add his commentary:)
"now presidents have goofed up in all kinds of ways
In the 80's we elected one missing his brain
George washington caught a cold he couldn't explain
And we all know the truth about thomas jefferson's name"
Begins to speak:)
"they looked in the white house and capitol hill
They looked everywhere for buffalo bill
We called every scholar, reporter, and genius
Has anyone seen the president's penis?"
"it ain't in the congress or judiciary
It ain't in the smithsonian or that big ole library
An astronomer claims it was sighted on venus
Has anyone seen the president's penis?"
(now the entire press corp. erupts in song:)
"the president's penis is missing ole'!!!
We searched high and low, every night everyday
Lord, won't you come down and redeem us
Has anyone seen the president's penis?"
(at this point, legendary news man walter cronkite returns from the moon to
Add his commentary:)
"now presidents have goofed up in all kinds of ways
In the 80's we elected one missing his brain
George washington caught a cold he couldn't explain
And we all know the truth about thomas jefferson's name"
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