Different as Can Be Brian Holden (Ft. Joseph Walker)

[BRIAN, spoken]
I've got a problem with the way you sleep!

(sung)
You won't sleep on your tummy

[JOE]
You won't sleep on your back

[BRIAN & JOE]
We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree

[BRIAN]
We share some hands and fingers

[JOE]
And yet the feeling lingers

[BRIAN & JOE]
We're just about as different
As anyone can be

[JOE]
You like plotting a garden
And I like plotting to kill