Mega Marital Problems Starbomb

[Intro: Dan Avidan, Arin Hanson]
Hello Mega Man, und Mrs. Mega Man
Welcome to couples' therapy. I'm Dr. Vily
Dr. Wily? You're a therapist now?
But you're evil and bent on world domination
Not anymore, zose days are behind me
Don't question it. Shut up. Just tell me ze problem over zis hot beat
Okay

[Verse 1: Arin Hanson, Dan Avidan]
Well, you see, Doc, I got a pretty nice life
A mega house with two kids and a hot mega wife
But I got a little problem with my android bride
When it comes to making love she's never satisfied
We've been fucking for decades, sex has gotten routine
We gotta spice that shit up, I'm not a total machine
I'm sick of all the romance and the cuddles and the love
It's time to get dirty and do all the weird stuff

[Chorus: Dan Avidan, Arin Hanson]
It would be seeming to me zat ze problem here
Is you don't listen to your wife, she is being clear
But she says the same thing like a tape recorder
Quiet, ze doctor is talking, zere must be order!
(Sorry, I'm not evil anymore)
You must beat ze Robot Masters to acquire skills
And then use them on your wife when she is getting drilled
Maybe she likes shocks from Elec Man's beam
Or get burned by fireballs
She's a freaky man's dream