My Seven Bizzos 2 Live Crew

[Performed by Brother Marquis]

[Hook]
My seven bizzos
Seven days, seven ways, that's too much
My seven bizzos

[Verse 1]
On Monday there's Melissa, I like to be with her
I get all her money and, an' then I diss her
On Tuesday there's Theresa, she's my homeroom teacher
She said, "After school, I would love to meet you!"
I said "Bet!" with no regret
Because a night with her was one I wouldn't forget
So then I told all my homies and they all called me phony
And said I was kickin' a bunch of that baloney
But they soon found out, and now they all believe
Cause every Tuesday after school, me and her would leave

[Hook]
My seven bizzos
My seven bizzos
Seven days, seven ways, that's too much
My seven bizzos

[Verse 2]
On Wednesday there's Wanda, who looks like Jane Fonda
She said she likes bikes, so I put her on my Honda
I took her to the park, where it was pitch dark
She done what I asked right from the start
She got naked, then my dick got erected
Before I rocked her pussy, I had to check it
But when we're in school, she tries to play it cool
Cause she doesn't want her rich friends to know the truth
But me and her both know all the facts
She's in love with the brother from the ghetto, who is black