Cornography Brad Paisley (Ft. James Burton & Kung Pao Buckaroos)
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Cornography
Kung Pao!
Episode two: The continuing adventures of the Kung Pao buckaroos
The three cowboys needed a place to bed down for the night
So I suggested the establishment of Miss Kitty May
(Or she may not)
A former love and a woman of questionable repute
So they walked into the saloon and asked for Miss Kitty
And just then, they heard a voice sayin:
"Hi, boys. You lookin' for these."
And the littlest cowboy turned around to see two huge 38s pointed right at his face
(Jimmy, you can't say that!)
(What? She had huge guns.)
Smith and Wesson revolvers
Oh boy, were they loaded
Cornography
She's aiming them right at us
(Softer, George, it's more effective.)
She's aiming them right at us
Everybody duck!
Not you, Jimmy. You stand up normal
Cornography
Kung Pao!
Episode two: The continuing adventures of the Kung Pao buckaroos
The three cowboys needed a place to bed down for the night
So I suggested the establishment of Miss Kitty May
(Or she may not)
A former love and a woman of questionable repute
So they walked into the saloon and asked for Miss Kitty
And just then, they heard a voice sayin:
"Hi, boys. You lookin' for these."
And the littlest cowboy turned around to see two huge 38s pointed right at his face
(Jimmy, you can't say that!)
(What? She had huge guns.)
Smith and Wesson revolvers
Oh boy, were they loaded
Cornography
She's aiming them right at us
(Softer, George, it's more effective.)
She's aiming them right at us
Everybody duck!
Not you, Jimmy. You stand up normal
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