Half an Orphan Tom Rosenthal

I'm half an orphan
I know it's strange when I say it
But I don't know how to put it otherwise

It's now not a problem
When I wonder who to turn to
If I ever have a problem
I can't ask you

Three becomes two
Two becomes one
One becomes none
And then you're done

I'm still a cyclist
But with one stabiliser
Now I'm wobbling like
A drunk boy in a storm

I missed the lesson
Where they tell you how to keep on
But hey, I know a lot
About Henry's wives

Three becomes two
Two becomes one
One bеcomes none
And then you'rе done