Biscuits and Eggs Ultramagnetic MC's

[Kool Keith]
Yeah, it's a shame out there how you girls fall in love with the same
How they tell you these lies, and fill your head up, full of dreams
They make you go home and cry at night, look at their posters on the wall
I think it's a shame, they don't care about you at the shows
But I do

You got these R&B groups, they sing a love song
And after the show, they treat you real wrong
Cold spit in your face, and say you ain't my girl
Make you wanna go cry, and tell the whole world
I looked around, you walked away, he didn't kiss you
A pretty girl, so fly, yo honey why he diss you
I thought about it, yo baby yo wipe your tears
Your heart's been achin and cryin for many years
I know it's problem time, sweetie pie come talk to me
I'm gonna get the train, sweetheart won't you walk with me
Come on and pull out your token, don't be ashamed
I wanna make you my wife and change your last name
You know I'm Kool, I'm your personal psychiatrist
I see a movie star, you know I wanna get with this

[Chorus: repeat 5X]
Don't give me biscuits and eggs, I wanna marry you

{*falsetto*} Don't give me biscuits and eggs!