Screech In Irene Sankoff and David Hein

NEWFOUNDLANDER: Now there's a
Solemn old tradition for admission or
Audition to transition from a Come-From-Away

To be a Newfoundlander!

NEWFOUNDLANDER: The only other way
To any rate is pass away and pray to fate
And wait to reincarnate as a Newfoundlander

Hey, hey come on inside, nothing ventured
Nothing tried!

WOMAN: Only a couple of people cried

You'll be a Newfoundlander. Hey, hey sit down
Right here you'll feel better in a year

NEWFOUNDLANDER: Try to ignore your
Doubts and fears...

And you'll be a Newfoundlander

(Spoken)
NEWFOUNDLANDER: Now we needs a
Couple of volunteers. Who wants to become a Newfoundlander?
MAN: Right Here!
NEWFOUNDLANDER: Good man! Who else?
KEVIN: I have no idea why I put up my hand
And Kevin's like
KEVIN: Oh my god. Are you serious?
Oh my god you are serious!
KEVIN: Yes I'm serious. Don't do it if you
Don't want to
KEVIN: I won't
NEWFOUNDLANDER: Where you from buddy?
KEVIN: Los Angeles
NEWFOUNDLANDER: LA! Who else?
WOMAN: Us!
DIANE: We want to be Newfoundlanders!
NEWFOUNDLANDER: Alright. We're you
Folks from
DIANE: Texas
NEWFOUNDLANDER: Texas! What part of
Texas are you from buddy?
NICK: No, no I not from--
DIANE: I'm from Texas, he's from England
NEWFOUNDLANDER: Wait, now how does
That work?
NICK: How does what work?
NEWFOUNDLANDER: Well, how does your
Marriage work with you being in England
Her in Texas?
DIANE: We're not married
NICK: Not married
NEWFOUNDLANDER: Oh, i'm sorry
I assumed you were married. Well would
You like to be?
DIANE: Well why not!
NICK: Diane had had 2 beers by then so
It was probably the alcohol talking
DIANE: I've never had more than 1 beer at a
Time before so it's probably the alcohol talking
NICK: I went and got her 2 more beers