The Good Book Tim Minchin

Life is like an ocean voyage
And our bodies are the ships
And without a moral compass
We would all be cast adrift

So to keep us on our bearings
The Lord gave us a gift
And like most gifts you get
It was a book

I only read one book
But it's a good book, don't you know
I act the way I act because
The Good Book tells me so
If I want to know how to be good
It's to the Good Book that I go
Cause the Good Book is a book
And it is good and it's a book

I know the Good Book's good because
The Good Book says it's good
I know the Good Book knows it's good
Because a really good book would

You wouldn't cook without a cookbook
And I think it's understood
You can't be good without a Good Book
Cause it's good and it's a book
And it is good for cookin'